"Wie gehts, kerl?"


sam4books:

cosmic-assault:

lyndez:

jessiphia:

nirvanic-s:

lordofthemerkins:

so…. zombies.

jesus christ

….

of course it fucking happened in florida though

no please no NO

NOPE

Yep Zombies

So it wasn’t the cure for cancer that causes the zombie apocalypse after all

welp

It’s “bad LSD” because it’s LSD infected with the zombie virus.

and hOLY GOD FOUR SIMILAR CASES WHY ARE THE ALARMS NOT SOUNDING


Via Sam's Lair


into-the-gun-like-a-battery:

atheistme:

tralfamadorianbabe:

in this section, conservative christians vilify atheists and more lulz are had

check it out

apparently atheists say rape is okay, are more obese, atheism causes mass murder, atheists aren’t charitable, atheists are pedophiles, rape animals, all of the things i do on a REGULAR BASIS AS AN ATHEIST

My favorite is “Atheism is significantly less appealing to women” followed by “Atheism and marriageability”

Like “If we haven’t convinced you already that you atheists are doomed to lead a lonely, moral less, pathetic existence, NO WOMEN WILL EVER LOVE YOU. SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LOVE JESUS OR YOU WONT EVER GET LAID”

Bah.

The whole thing is pretty hilarious though, not going to lie. At the end they give recourses to “leave atheism” and join Christianity. Lol.

Oh conservapedia. If scare tactics worked on me, I wouldn’t even be an atheist. 

Loooooool

This article attacks Stephen Fry.



(Source: ksteeno)





youcanlokibutyoucannottouchy:

my-mewling-quim:

This is Tom Hiddleston. Beautiful, attractive, healthy, perfect man… right?

Wrong.

Tom Hiddleston has a problem.

In 2011, a movie was released in which Tom played the character Loki. Loki is a Norse god of mischief, and the main antagonist in Thor and the recently released film, The Avengers. He does an absolutely fantastic job in both movies, but there’s just one problem.

Tom has been unable to get out of character ever since.

Please reblog to bring awareness to this man. We may not be able to save him, but we can at least show him our support.

THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY.

In fact, it will make it the complete opposite because holy fuck are you kidding me look at this goddamn guy.

If you don’t reblog this, YOU HAVE NO HEART.

(Source: mishasteaparty)


Via A Toxic Pedantry




sevenpoints:

sassygaythunderer:

ber-the-conquewor:

loki-ed:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

  • Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
  • Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3
Holy shit

BRUCE’S DOCTOR SIGNATURE.

I. FUCKING. CAN’T.

then just in big letters “T H O R”

ahahahhaa omg



(Source: synodik)




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the-vashta-nerada:

jesus christ don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom

(Source: moonwalk-into-mordor)

Via Much like the cake, this blog is a lie.

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jestershark:

chenisthebestkitty:

mrschriskendall:

actual-cannibal-shialebeouf:

sanityscraps:

fargut:

routae:

so I made Google Translator read the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf song out loud

SHLALBUF

aaaaallllll the bodies!

SHILALBELF

OH MY GOD

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

SHILABAWF

my god

there’s blood

No

No I quit

this is rIDICULOUS

Via Just Another Stupid Human


bottledspirits:

michelleisnotonfire:

killsandthrills:

thatsronsgirlfriendyounumpty:

From “I am going to murder you little good for nothing meddling kids” to  ”DON’T TOUCH MY BABIES” in .02 seconds

I will never not reblog this.

always reblog

I love this moment for his character.


Via Moon Hooch


When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend, the Raggedy Doctor, my Raggedy Doctor. But he wasn’t imaginary, he was real.


Via Moon Hooch

  • me and the 6 yr old I'm babysitting: *watching a study in pink*
  • 6 yr old: are they best friends?
  • me: yes
  • 6 yr old: they don't look like best friends.
  • me: really? what do they look like?
  • 6 yr old: boyfriends.
  • me: ...really?
  • 6 yr old: yes. they're in love. that old lady thinks so.
  • me: *internally screaming*
Via Moon Hooch


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