so…. zombies.
jesus christ
….
of course it fucking happened in florida though
no please no NO
NOPE
Yep Zombies
So it wasn’t the cure for cancer that causes the zombie apocalypse after all
welp
It’s “bad LSD” because it’s LSD infected with the zombie virus.
and hOLY GOD FOUR SIMILAR CASES WHY ARE THE ALARMS NOT SOUNDING
Via Sam's Lair
in this section, conservative christians vilify atheists and more lulz are had
apparently atheists say rape is okay, are more obese, atheism causes mass murder, atheists aren’t charitable, atheists are pedophiles, rape animals, all of the things i do on a REGULAR BASIS AS AN ATHEIST
My favorite is “Atheism is significantly less appealing to women” followed by “Atheism and marriageability”
Like “If we haven’t convinced you already that you atheists are doomed to lead a lonely, moral less, pathetic existence, NO WOMEN WILL EVER LOVE YOU. SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST LOVE JESUS OR YOU WONT EVER GET LAID”
Bah.
The whole thing is pretty hilarious though, not going to lie. At the end they give recourses to “leave atheism” and join Christianity. Lol.
Oh conservapedia. If scare tactics worked on me, I wouldn’t even be an atheist.
Loooooool
This article attacks Stephen Fry.

This is Tom Hiddleston. Beautiful, attractive, healthy, perfect man… right?
Wrong.
Tom Hiddleston has a problem.
In 2011, a movie was released in which Tom played the character Loki. Loki is a Norse god of mischief, and the main antagonist in Thor and the recently released film, The Avengers. He does an absolutely fantastic job in both movies, but there’s just one problem.
Tom has been unable to get out of character ever since.
Please reblog to bring awareness to this man. We may not be able to save him, but we can at least show him our support.
THIS WILL NOT MAKE YOUR BLOG UGLY.
In fact, it will make it the complete opposite because holy fuck are you kidding me look at this goddamn guy.
If you don’t reblog this, YOU HAVE NO HEART.
(Source: mishasteaparty)
Via A Toxic Pedantry
Unique revolver made in Spain, 3 barrels, 18 shots, 3 firing pins, 6.35mm pistol cartridge (Via)
Have to reblog
I feel like I should own this
Via A Toxic Pedantry
Holy shitAhhhhhh, they signed as their characters!
- Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
- Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3
BRUCE’S DOCTOR SIGNATURE.
I. FUCKING. CAN’T.
then just in big letters “T H O R”
ahahahhaa omg
jesus christ don’t ask questions just press play and delve into a new respect for the sherlock fandom
(Source: moonwalk-into-mordor)
so I made Google Translator read the Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf song out loud
SHLALBUF
aaaaallllll the bodies!
SHILALBELF
OH MY GOD
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
SHILABAWF
my god
there’s blood
No
No I quit
this is rIDICULOUS
From “I am going to murder you little good for nothing meddling kids” to ”DON’T TOUCH MY BABIES” in .02 seconds
I will never not reblog this.
always reblog
I love this moment for his character.
Via Moon Hooch
When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend, the Raggedy Doctor, my Raggedy Doctor. But he wasn’t imaginary, he was real.
Via Moon Hooch
- me and the 6 yr old I'm babysitting:
- 6 yr old:
- me:
- 6 yr old:
- me:
- 6 yr old:
- me:
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